I laughed longer than I should have.
don’t tell me to calm down I’ll throw a fucking desk at your face
I have a friend who is dyslexic and one time he said “I put the sexy into dyslexia” and he waited for like thirty seconds and just went “fuck.”
reading ur old writing
i dont know which facial expression in most accurate
I have this weird theory that some people are drawn to each other because their atoms were near each other when the universe was created and over time the same atoms keep coming back together
DID YOU JUST SCIENTIFICALLY EXPLAIN SOUL MATES?!
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